UPA Decided to send delhites to Moon because of the blasts and earthquakes

Home ministry on Wednesday late night held a press conference and
announced that , yes they are not able to stop the the terrorist
activities in Delhi and after the eartquakes at night Delhi is no
longer safe place now . so they have decided that people of Delhi will
be send to the safe place and the safest place is moon . Peoples will
be send to the moon from 2015 .
They also admitted that terrorist are now become more stronger and the
intelligence agencies are not skilled enough to stop this blast , so
they are taking this big decision .
They also said that their so called corrupt minister Kalmadi , A Raja
, Amar singh will be the first few person send to the moon , as they
don't want to be lose skilled ministers . And in the end they
concluded that a website will be soon launched and people can fill the
fourm who want to go to moon .There will be reservation in each space
craft sc/st , obc , ex-serviceman etc . They also promised that as
this is a case of peoples they will also take care that no corruption
is taken place in these activities [this is fake news  for fun ]